ctrl.system
your favorite mentally ill smug genderfucked goblins of the internet™
gonna do this in style, aka no css nor js lol,
shit is gonna be raw, just like our depression wooooh
who the fuck are we
cause yeah, actually we're a system :3
headcount is variable, and honestly we don't really care anyway
but, the most frequent entities are:
- ash! who is a cute puppygirl! she's lovely, but so far has shown no interest in communicating online
- avi, "big sister aura" according to otter, very serious but she's still extremely cool and silly
- Locke, a cold entity, that sometimes comes out to be a smartass
- otter, professional dumbass and enby icon
- Zéphyr, expert homosexual, sillyness level up to 11
also its pretty epic but we have our own sharkey instance :3
favorite hot takes
- free software is not a goal, but a tool
- matrix is fucking shit, but it's better than discord
- rust is overrated
- on the topic of rust, for fucks sack, stop being a bunch of pussies and up the version up to 2.0
- js should be yeeted into the sun
- people talk about safety only cause they can't fucking code properly in C
- cis people should shut the fuck up and give us money
- skypiea is actually peak, and people skipping it are stupid
- thriller bark is a fine arc, but the pacing kills it
- we should be given free weed (we deserve it) (actually everybody that want some should be able to have some)
- give hrt for free, and fuck psychiatrist. gibe hrt first appointment
- if you identify as an egg. you're not one anymore.
- trans people should legally be allowed to own us
- we should be allowed to own cute trans girls and enbies
- we fucking love microdosing amphetamines because of our baby-Ipad brain
- Eiichirō Oda is a pussy for killing Ace, then bringing back Ace 2
inflammatory posts but longer
Soon lol™
contact
matrix : @ctrl:catgirl.cloud
fediverse
fediverse (self-hosted)
cutie counter
number of cuties we currently dating: idfk? 1 sure, maybe 2?